I'm Seasoned T-Shirt

Wear your seasoned status with pride in this fun, tongue-in-cheek tee. Whether you're a kitchen wizard who knows their way around the spice rack or someone who's been through enough to earn their stripes, this shirt gets it. The clever double meaning makes it perfect for holiday gatherings, potlucks, or just everyday wear when you want to crack a smile. Comfortable, quirky, and guaranteed to spark conversation.

Flip the script with this bold, cheeky tee that turns "ugly" into "seasoned" with style. Perfect for anyone who knows that character, experience, and a good sense of humor beat conventional looks every time. This shirt celebrates the beauty in being well-worn, well-lived, and unapologetically yourself. Ideal for those who embrace their quirks and aren't afraid to laugh at life's imperfections. Comfortable, confident, and ready to make a statement.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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